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Maid Roz Kehti Hai ‘Bartan Kam Hain’ – Par Har Bar Dishwasher Ko Ignore Kar Deti Hai
📍 Delhi > West Delhi > Vikas Nagar > D-2112, Aqua Rise Villas
Poonam Bhalla ka ghar kaafi modern hai, matlab har cheez automatic – washing machine, robot vacuum, aur ek damdaar Siemens dishwasher bhi. Par Kusum, jo unke yahan 1 saal se kaam kar rahi hai, usse na jaane kya allergy hai machine se. Roz bartan ginke gussa dikhati thi:
“Didi bartan bohot hote hain… main akeli kaise karun?”
Lekin jab Poonam bolti, “Arey Kusum, dishwasher toh hai na,”
Toh uska muh ban jata,
“Arey madam, woh machine ki safai aur bharna alag tension hai… haath se kar leti hoon main.”
Gossip Ka Masala
Anju, jo kitchen me kabhi kabhi help karne aati hai, usne toh ek din seedha bol diya:
“Didi, Kusum ko dar hai machine use karne ka… bolti hai ‘bijli maar degi’…”
Aur Mukesh, dishwasher service guy, ne toh bataya:
“Main 3 baar aa chuka hoon is ghar me sirf isliye, kyunki machine idle padhi rehti hai… Poonam madam bolti hain ‘maid nahi use karti, toh band hi rehta hai’.”
Scene 1: Kitchen Me Confrontation
Poonam (naram lekin thodi irritate ho ke):
“Kusum, har bar kaam zyada ka rola hota hai… lekin machine rakhi hai, use karo na…”
Kusum (haath dho ke towel se ponchti hui):
“Didi, woh machine me dhang se nahi nikalte… mujhe satisfaction nahi milta…”
Poonam (thoda sarcastic tone me):
“Satisfaction ya control ka issue hai?”
Scene 2: Teen Son Ka Observation
Ek shaam Duggu (unka 16 saal ka beta) ne bola:
“Mummy, Kusum aunty mujhe bol rahi thi ki ‘tumhare ghar ki machine se toh awaaz aati hai… lagta hai andar kuch toot jayega’… Matlab, overacting full on hai!”
Us din se Duggu ne logon ko bolna start kiya:
“Humare ghar ka dishwasher haunted hai bro…”
Tension Point / Twist
Ek baar Poonam ne CCTV camera ka snapshot banwaya, jisme Kusum dekhi gayi – bartan machine ke bahar se hi ponch rahi thi, aur andar dekhe bina hi bol diya:
“Madam machine nahi chal rahi…”
Next din Poonam ne machine on karke bartan rakh diye… aur bol diya:
“Aaj sirf nikalna hai… chalana mat.”
Kusum ne woh bhi nahi kiya.
Mujhe To Nahi Pata Kaun Galat Tha…
Kya real problem machine thi ya Kusum ki zidd?
Ya har worker ko modern cheez pasand aayegi, yeh assumption hi galat hai?
Aapke saath bhi aisa kuch hua hai kya?
Comment karke bataye…
🧠 Society Mein Kya Bola Gaya?
Aqua Rise Villas, Vikas Nagar ka Tower D-Block WhatsApp group “Dil Se D-2112” ek raat sudden active ho gaya. Reason? Ek forwarded meme jis pe likha tha:
“Dishwasher toh hai par ‘haath se hi karungi’ waali Kusum aunty bhi hai…”
Aur fir shuru hui society ki asli debate – machine vs maid.
🍷 Binny Bakra Aunty (D-1103) ne balcony se chilla ke bola:
“Main toh bolti hoon, agar bartan zyada lagte hain, toh machine chala lo na! Par Kusum ka toh ego hurt ho jaata hai…”
🧃 Chinki Jhala (D-1707, newly married) ne apne husband ko bataaya:
“Yeh wali Kusum na, pehle Tiwari aunty ke yahan bhi thi… wahan bhi machine se bhaag gayi thi!”
☕ Guard Raghu Bhatt ne canteen ke corner me bola:
“Madam, Kusum didi toh jab bhi bartan dekhti hain, pehle sigh maar ke bolti hain – ‘Machine toh kuch nahi karti, sab main hi karti hoon.’ Jaise machine unka sautan ho!”
🧁 Karamveer Uncle (D-1901, retired engineer) ne coffee sips ke beech bola:
“Mujhe toh lagta hai use lagta hai ki machine uska kaam le legi. Kal ko vacuum cleaner se bhi ladti milegi!”
Society me sabne ek baat notice ki – Kusum sirf machine se nahi, control se bhi thoda allergic thi…
🧩 Galti Kiski Thi? – Ek Choti Soch Ya Badi Chaal?
Dekha jaaye toh Kusum ne kabhi kuch chori nahi ki, koi badtameezi bhi nahi. Bas “main machine nahi chalati” waali zidd thi.
Poonam Bhalla, ek modern, calm aur “hack-based” maa thi, uske liye ye baat logic ka violation thi.
Lekin har cheez logical ho, yeh bhi toh zaroori nahi?
👀 Ek angle se dekho toh:
Kusum ka kahna tha:
“Madam, machine me bar bar bharna, saaf karna, drain check karna… mujhe lagta hai manual hi better hai. Mera tareeka alag hai.”
Shayad uske liye machine asura thi – ek aisa monster jo control le jaata hai, jahan uski kaam ki identity dikhayi nahi deti.
😐 Doosra angle:
CCTV me clearly dikh raha tha ki machine ko touch bhi nahi kiya gaya, aur direct bola gaya – “chal hi nahi rahi”.
Yani reason fear nahi, avoidance bhi ho sakta hai.
Control? Ego? Ya technology-phobia ka mask?
Ab yeh bataiye –
Kya har worker ko naye tareeke accept karne chahiyein?
Ya employer ko bhi samajhna chahiye ki har kisi ki comfort zone alag hoti hai?
Yeh toh reader decide kare… sahi ya galat sirf angle ka khel hai.
❓ Real Life FAQs – Aapke Sawalon Ka Jawab
1. “Jab machine chalti thi, Kusum aunty kyun kehti thi ‘nahi chal rahi’? Kya woh haunted dishwasher theory sach thi?”
👻 – Duggu Bhalla: “Bro, mere friends ko main keh ke aaya hoon – humare ghar ki machine se awaaz aati hai, wo bhi ‘Bartan Dho Diya’ style me…”
2. “Agar maid machine se kaam nahi karti, toh salary ka hisaab hona chahiye kya?”
📊 – Jaya Nargis Aunty (accounts teacher): “Simple hai – agar full automation ka benefit nahi le rahe, toh 10% emotional surcharge valid hai!”
3. “Dishwasher se darr lagta hai, kya ye sach me valid reason hai?”
⚡ – Ramu Tandoorwala (canteen helper): “Main toh induction se bhi ghabrata hoon. Darr logical nahi hota, personal hota hai.”
4. “Poonam Bhalla ne camera kyun lagaya?”
🎥 – Sutta Singh (D-block gossip admin): “Aunty ko laga unka Siemens unko dekh ke ro raha hai.”
5. “Ek baar Poonam ne machine chala di aur bola sirf nikalna hai. Kusum ne woh bhi nahi kiya. Kyun?”
🧽 – Anju Helper: “Kusum bolti hai ‘machine garam hoti hai, haath jal jaayega’. Matlab excuses ka microwave mode on hai.”
6. “Kya Kusum ki jagah koi aur hoti, toh machine chala leti?”
🧼 – Binny Bakra Aunty: “Shaayad. Par sabki apni bhakti hai. Kisi ko Tulsi pyaari hoti hai, kisi ko Surf Excel.”
7. “Aaj bhi wo dishwasher padhi hai unused?”
📦 – Karamveer Uncle: “Haan beta, uske upar ab Duggu ke football gloves aur ek chutki elaichi bhi rakhi rehti hai.”
Toh batao doston, kya aapke ghar bhi Kusum-type case hua hai?
Kya machine se dosti mushkil hai ya mindset se?
Comments me batao… aur dishwasher ka asli raj khulne do!