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Maid Ki Shadi Chhupi Thi… Par Aayi Pregnancy Leave Pe
📍 Location: Delhi → North Delhi → Timarpur Vihar → A-221, Devi Residency
“Meenakshi Dalvi” ne kabhi socha bhi nahi tha ki uske ghar ki maid, Lalita Jhunjhariya, itni acting karegi… matlab Oscar hi de do.
Doctor hai Meenakshi, kabhi-kabhi raat me bhi hospital jaana padta hai. Ghar me 12 saal ka beta aur ek purani maa-saas bhi sambhalti hai, toh maid chahiye hi thi.
Feb se Lalita kaam pe thi… matlab bolti thi ki unmarried hai, hostel me rehti hai, kisi bhai ke saath.
Sab theek chal raha tha… jab tak ek din bomb nahi phata.
😮💨 Pehli Shaq – “Pet dikh raha tha, par mujhse bolti thi gas hai”
Juhi Vanvati, society ki nurse, ek din tea pe boli –
“Arey Meenu, wo Lalita hai na… uska pet thoda nikla lag raha tha. Main toh sochi gas-shas hoga, par us din use ulṭi hui lift me.”
Liftboy Satbir Bhola ne bhi bol diya,
“Madam, wo kal raat ko 9 baje kisi aadmi ke saath bahar chali gayi thi… hath pakad ke. Mujhe laga bhai hoga, par baat kuch aur thi kya?”
Meenakshi ka toh dimaag ghoom gaya.
Ek din chhutti maangi toh bola: “Didi, PG me problem hai… shifting karni hai.”
Doosre din bola: “Thoda tabiyat kharab lag raha hai… clinic jaaungi.”
Aur teesre din seedha WhatsApp pe message –
“Didi, mai 6 month ke pregnant hoon, thoda time ke liye kaam nahi aapungi. Shadi already ho chuki thi… sorry bola nahi aapko.”
🤯 Gossip Aur Badh Gaya – “Sabko bata rakha tha woh unmarried hai!”
Society me toh hungama mach gaya.
Mrs. Dhulania, 6th floor wali aunty ne bola:
“Lalita toh mujhe bolti thi ki shaadi se pehle settle hona chahti hai… yeh toh poora nautanki nikli.”
Munna Kela, jo gate pe fruits bechta hai, usne bhi ek bomb foda:
“Didi, uske saath ek aadmi roj subah drop karta tha… lekin kabhi andar nahi aaya. Shakal se husband hi lagta tha.”
🔥 Drama Scene – Jab Meenakshi Ne Confront Kiya
Meenakshi ne ek din call lagaya, seedha puchha:
“Lalita, tujhse kitni baar pucha – shaadi hui hai kya? Har baar bola nahi. Ab pregnancy mein chhutti leke bata rahi hai?”
Lalita ki awaz thi normal:
“Didi, galti hogayi… ghar waale nahi chahte the job pe bolu. Par ab kya karu? Pet chhup nahi raha tha, toh bata diya.”
Aur cut.
🔁 Tension Ya Sympathy?
Society wale bol rahe the –
“Bai ne jhooth bola, fraud hai…”
Par kuch log sympathy mein the:
“Shaadi chupayi kyunki naukri chahiye thi… aurat hi toh har baar sach bolke phas jaati hai.”
😶🌫️ Ending Mein Confusion
Meenakshi sochti reh gayi:
“Kya woh galat thi? Ya main hi zyada expect kar gayi?”
“Kaam toh theek karti thi… par jhooth ne sab kharab kar diya.”
Mujhe to nahi pata kaun galat tha…
Aapko kya lagta hai?
Aapke saath bhi aisa kuch hua hai kya?
Comment karke bataye…
🧠 Society Mein Kya Bola Gaya?
Devi Residency ke Block A ka balcony scene full active tha us din. Aunty gang ne dhoop mein chhatri khol ke gossip ki bench conference bula li thi.
Kusum Ghotala (Flat A-118) ne chappal thapthapate hue bola:
“Mujhe toh pehle hi shaq tha… woh Lalita jab bhi hall me chalti thi na, uska dupatta pet pe tight tha. Maine bola bhi tha, yeh gas nahi… ghar ki responsibility hai!”
Security guard Ramesh “Binocular” Bhadauria ne bhi CCTV angle se reveal kiya:
“Madam ji, woh banda jo usko roz pick-drop karta tha na… ek baar toh main ne dekha uske haath me sindoor bhi tha. Par baai bolti thi – ‘yeh toh mera cousin hai, B.Ed kar raha hai.’ B.Ed ya bed… pata nahi.”
Shanno Nimboda (WhatsApp queen, admin of ‘Devi Queens – No Good Morning Please’ group) ne turant poll chala diya:
“Kya maid ka jhoot allowed hai agar kaam acha kare? Vote now, 10 mins only.”
Guggu Soda (ground floor ke kids ka coach + gossip ka goldmine) bol pada:
“Bachpan se bolta tha main – jo banda lift me chhupke chhupke aaye, uska case kabhi clean nahi hota.”
Aur uske baad toh chai aur charcha dono mein kadak flavour aa gaya.
🧩 Galti Kiski Thi? – Ek Choti Soch Ya Badi Chaal?
Dekha jaye toh Meenakshi ne koi rocket science nahi maanga tha – sirf itna ki jhooth na bola jaye.
Par Lalita Jhunjhariya ne jo act kiya… usme emotion bhi tha aur calculation bhi.
Ek side se sympathy:
“Shaadi ki baat bata deti toh log rakhte kya? Pregnancy mention karti toh pehle hi nikal dete.”
“Aurat ke liye sach bolna career ka ‘Game Over’ ho jata hai… isliye chup rahi.”
Doosri side se suspicion:
“Kaam mil jaaye isliye jhooth bola – matlab trust ka murder hua.”
“Agar emergency aati toh? Beta aur saas ko kis par chhodti Meenakshi?”
Aur jab usne WhatsApp pe casually message kiya –
“Sorry bola nahi, but main 6 month pregnant hoon” –
Tab laga, ya toh uske liye yeh routine hai… ya society ke judgment ka dar itna bada tha ki chhupana zaroori laga.
Toh galti kiski thi?
Lalita ki? Society ki? Ya hum sabki soch ki?
Aap decide karo… hamare paas toh sirf thandi chai aur garmi bhare doubts hain.
❓ Real Life FAQs – Aapke Sawalon Ka Jawab
- “Jab Devi Residency ke basement me kisi ne bola ‘woh toh rakhi bandhti hai’, toh bhi hug hug kyu ho raha tha?”
→ Bhaiya, rakhi kal thi, aaj toh romance ka bonus day tha. - “PG wali maid agar weekend pe suddenly ‘gaon gayi’ bole, toh kya shaadi pakki samjhein?”
→ 87% chances hain ki ya toh haldi lag chuki hai ya maternity file ban chuki hai. - “Liftboy Satbir Bhola ne jab kaha ‘aunty woh toh cousin hai’, kya woh sach hota hai?”
→ Timarpur Vihar me ‘cousin’ ka matlab kabhi kabhi companion under cover bhi hota hai. - “Kya maid ka ‘unmarried’ bolna fraud hai agar uska kaam theek hai?”
→ Legal nahi… moral bhi shaky. Par kaam solid ho toh society sight ignore kar leti hai. - “WhatsApp pe pregnancy announce karna, professional hai kya?”
→ Arre bhai, yeh Delhi hai – yahan resignation bhi gif ke saath hota hai. Pregnancy toh classy thi. - “Kya jhooth bolna survival strategy hai maid logon ke liye?”
→ Shayad. Kyunki sach bole toh reject list me naam pehle hi likh diya jaata hai. - “Agar maid waapis aaye 6 month baad, toh lena chahiye kya?”
→ Depends. Dil par rakhoge ya CV pe. Choice aapki, tension sabki.
Toh doston, aapke building mein bhi koi Lalita Jhunjhariya hai kya? Ya koi Meenakshi Dalvi?
Ghar ke andar ki kahani sabko sunani hai. Comment karke batao – sach ke saath ya gossip ke tadke ke saath.