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Ghar Ka WiFi Slow Tha… Par Bai Zoom Class Le Rahi Thi?
📍 Location: Delhi → South Delhi → Bhogal Town Extn. → D-901, Krishna Crystal
Dekho… Petliyani uncle ka ghar waise hi fragile tha.
Upar se ghar me ek bedridden father, ek mood-swing wala teen beta, aur bechari Mrs. Petliyani ka pickle wala home chef business – sab kuch ek hi 3BHK me jam ke rehta tha.
Toh unhone full-time maid Reema Gunjotiya rakhi – chhoti thi, 20 ki hogi, par bade tez nature ki.
“Kaam achha karti hai, jyaada mobile me ghusi rehti hai par chalta hai,” Mrs. Petliyani sabko bolti thi.
Lekin jab se ghar ka WiFi dead dead lagne laga, sabke patience ka data khatam hone laga.
🌐 Pehla Glitch: Gullu Macwani Ne Bola…
Ek din society ke WiFi admin Gullu Macwani lift me mila.
Uncle Petliyani ne casually pucha:
“Signal ka kuch karo Gullu… teen din se buffering pe ghar chala raha hoon.”
Gullu:
“Uncle par aapke flat se toh heavy usage dikh raha hai… kisi device pe Zoom 3-3 ghante chalta hai!”
Mrs. Petliyani:
“Hum to sirf Netflix aur pickling video upload karte hain… aur woh bhi low-res.”
Toh kaun Zoom pe full-fledged baitha hai?
👀 Scene 2: Kantilal Mirchipurti Ka Observation
Agle din Kantilal Mirchipurti uncle – jo 7th floor se binocular me sab dekhte hain – unhone chhilla ke bola:
“Arre Petliyani ji! Aapki Reema toh balcony me earphones laga ke kuch padha rahi thi kal! Haath me notebook bhi tha!”
Mrs. Petliyani:
“Padha rahi thi? Kisko?”
Kantilal:
“Vo to nahi pata… par kuch ‘Main ye slide share kar rahi hoon’ bol rahi thi…”
Uska muh literally utar gaya.
🐕 Twist: Dog Walker Ne Full Clip Sunaya
Dog walker Pratap Thokar ne aur mirch daal di.
“Didi, vo Reema aaj park me Zoom call pe kisi ko bol rahi thi – ‘Aaj Chapter 3 cover karte hain… test Sunday ko hoga…’”
Mrs. Petliyani:
“CHAPTER? TEST? Kya yeh teacher hai?”
Pratap:
“Vo to mujhse bola – ‘Main maid hoon lekin passion teaching ka hai… ghar ke WiFi ka thoda use kar leti hoon… data mehenga hai.’”
🔥 Final Showdown: Drawing Room Drama
Petliyani uncle ne usi waqt poocha:
“Reema… tu yahan maid hai ya online coaching teacher?”
Reema seedha boli:
“Sir, cleaning time ke baad main padhti hoon… aur kuch students ko padha bhi leti hoon online. Free ka nahi… main paise leti hoon unse. Aapko disturb kiya kya?”
Mrs. Petliyani chilla gayi:
“WiFi to choke ho gaya hamara! Beta ka class band ho gaya kal… aur tu ‘chapter cover’ kar rahi thi?”
Reema ne aakhri shot diya:
“Madam aapke pickle ke video bhi to 1080p pe jate hain… vo data ka kya?”
🤷♀️ Par ab socho…
Kaun galat?
Ek ladki jo maid hote hue bhi seekh rahi thi, ya ghar wale jinka beta fail ho gaya buffering me?
Aapko kya lagta hai? WiFi ka misuse hua ya ambition ka use?
Comment karke bataye… ya Reema jaise koi aapke ghar me bhi hai?
🧠 Society Mein Kya Bola Gaya?
Krishna Crystal ke 8th floor ke balcony se gossip neeche Girnar jaisa behta hai. Aur jab se Reema ka Zoom wala bhandaphod hua hai, society group me audio forwards aur voice notes ka tsunami aaya hai!
1. Dulari Pothraj Aunty (floor 6 wali detective chashma aunty):
“Mujhe pehle hi shak tha… subah 10:15 pe hamare WiFi pe extra ping aata tha. Reema full bandwidth le rahi thi, aur humara YouTube shorts buffer kar raha tha!”
2. Raghu Tindori Uncle (retired MTNL technician, ab full-time gyaan master):
“Madam! Jab baiya Zoom chalaye aur master class le, toh samajh lo teaching ka outsourcing ho gaya! Main toh kehta hoon, WiFi pe password daalo – ‘NoMoreClasses@D901’”
3. Shruti Panchal (14 saal ki rebel kid):
“Mummy toh mujhe data recharge nahi karti, aur bai ko full JioFiber diya hai? Main bhi jhaadu le leti hoon, koi mujhe bhi coaching dila do!”
4. Watchman Murgesh Bhatti ka side angle:
“Didi woh Reema ko har dopahar park ke bench pe dekhte hain – haath me notebook, mobile ka stand, aur ek dum college professor style me ‘good morning students’ bolti hai…”
🧩 Galti Kiski Thi? – Ek Choti Soch Ya Badi Chaal?
Ye kahani ek typical “kaun villain kaun genius” wala scene ban gaya hai.
Reema ka version:
“Main maid hoon, par sapna teacher banne ka hai. Kaam khatam karke main padhayi bhi karti hoon, aur thoda padha leti hoon. WiFi ka use kara – misuse nahi.”
Ek tarah se dekho toh – ek ladki jise zindagi ne duster diya, usne use marker bana diya.
Petliyani parivaar ka version:
“Beta ki online class cut gayi, papa ka BP app down ho gaya, aur pickle ka uploading stuck ho gaya… aur madam park me kahani ka moral samjha rahi thi?”
Toh sympathy milti hai unko bhi – ghar ka ecosystem jab Zoom Zoom hone lage, toh frustration aana normal hai.
Toh ab poora scene kya tha?
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Ek ladki jo apne sapne ke liye chhupke hustle kar rahi thi
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Ya ek ghar jo resources ka fair share maang raha tha?
Moral clear nahi hai… maybe Reema ko ek hotspot le lena chahiye tha, ya Petliyani ko ek extra router.
Final decision? Aapka. Judge banne ke liye WiFi fast hona chahiye!
❓ Real Life FAQs – Aapke Sawalon Ka Jawab
1. “Kya Reema Gunjotiya ne Zoom pe padhaane ke paise liye?”
Arre bhai, free class nahi thi… student tha Bhogal Tuition Circuit ka regular. Bai ne paise nahi liye hote toh Petliyani family usko “Digital Devi” keh ke chhod deta!
2. “Pickle upload aur padhayi download – WiFi divide kaise karein?”
South Delhi me toh log backup generator le lete hain pickles ke liye. Yahan ek TP-Link router aur 2 sabr chahiye.
3. “Dog walker Pratap Thokar har jagah info kaise deta hai?”
Bhai, uske AirPods fake hain… par sunne ki power asli hai. Park, bench, ya terrace – thokar dete hi info milta hai.
4. “Kya bina permission Zoom use karna data theft hai?”
Legally nahi, par morally – jab beta fail ho jaye aur pickle stuck ho jaye… toh janta usse ‘data chor’ hi kahegi.
5. “Society ne koi action liya kya?”
Action kya lena… logon ne WhatsApp group ka naam rakh diya – ‘WiFi War Room’. Ek poll aaya tha – “Reema ko extra 2pm-4pm slot diya jaye ya nahi?” Result: 17 yes, 12 no, 3 abstain.
6. “Reema teaching chod kar full-time coaching chalu kare toh chalega?”
Depends. Agar Duggu the dog disturb nahi kare class ko, toh koi problem nahi. Par test time pe koi ghar ka fan band nahi kare toh better hoga.
7. “Kya Petliyani uncle ne WiFi upgrade karaya?”
Kya upgrade! Next day unhone LAN cable kheench ke direct laptop me lagaya… aur Reema ka access password se band kar diya. Naam diya connection ka – ‘NoMoreCh3’
Toh bolo, tumhare flat me bhi koi Teacher Bai chhupi hai kya?
Ya WiFi ka murder ho chuka hai kisi ke sapne ke naam pe?
Share karo, warna next class terrace pe ho jayegi! 🧹📶📚