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Breakfast Mein Salt Nahi… Par Fridge Mein Beer Bottle Kaun?
📍 Location: Gurgaon → Sector 79 → Kunjwadi Society → A-409, Tower E
Sab kuch normal chal raha tha… ya kam se kam Rupali Simha ko toh yahi lagta tha.
Night shift IT wali life, toddler ka rona, aur dono dogs ka dinner – sab kuch Savita Dhingrawal sambhal leti thi.
Par ek din subah Rupali ne poha banwaya aur taste karte hi bol diya –
“Yeh kya hai… namak daalna bhool gayi kya Savita?”
Savita chill tone mein boli –
“Didi aaj toh dimaag hi nahi tha… kal raat se kuch theek nahi lag raha.”
🛁 Plumber Ki Nazar Aur Beer Ka Raaz
Usi din 2 baje plumber aaya tha – Ramu Strolian – bathroom ka jet change karne.
Kaam karte karte bola:
“Didi, aapke fridge mein kaunsa model ka chiller laga hai? Beer bottle toh kadak thandi thi…”
Rupali ka muh khul gaya –
“Beer bottle? Kiski??”
Ramu ne casually bol diya –
“Arre wahi golden wali… main toh bas bottle dekh ke bola, mujhe kya pata kiski hai.”
🧃 Guard Ka Gyaan Aur Milkman Ki Chik-Chik
Us raat Deepak Joona (gate guard) ne building group me ek voice note drop kiya:
“Ma’am, Savita ji ko roz 3:30 baje wali shift ke baad roof pe dekha hai… kuch toh bottle le jaati hain black bag me.”
Aur next din milkman Jhabru Dairykar ne bhi gossip chipka diya –
“Didi, ek bar usne mujhe bola tha ‘jaldi bottle leke aa’, maine socha doodh ki baat ho rahi hai… baad me laga daaru ka bhi chakkar hai.”
🍻 Doodh Ka Pura Sach
Rupali ne calmly Savita se poocha:
“Fridge me beer thi kya?”
Savita ka muh ekdum stiff –
“Didi, wo mere bhai ki thi… woh aaya tha kuch din ke liye, rakh diya hoga…”
Rupali – “Par bhai kab aaya tha? Maine toh nahi dekha.”
Savita chup rahi… fir bola –
“Didi galti ho gayi… thoda personal time chahiye tha, bas wohi liya tha… harm kisi ko nahi hua…”
🧨 Weekend Ka Final Scene
Sunday ko Rupali ne nanny ko chhutti de di aur khud toddler sambhal rahi thi.
Kitchen clean karte waqt fridge ke side rack me ek aur empty can mili – uspar marker se likha tha “Mat Pina – Savita”.
Bas usi waqt Vandana Tirkotiya (pados wali gossip queen) bhi aayi thi. Dekh ke bola –
“Arey beer ka naam Savita hai ab toh… kya classy naam hai!”
🤔 Confusion Or Conspiracy?
Rupali confused thi –
Savita kaam acche se karti thi, lekin fridge use karna, jhoot bolna, aur ab beer wala angle…
“Kya karun? Jaoon HR se baat karun ya ignore kar doon? Ghar ka kaam toh sambhal leti hai…”
Mujhe toh nahi pata kaun galat tha…
Savita ya situation?
Aapko kya lagta hai? Aapke ghar me bhi aise kuch hua hai kya?
Comment karke bataye…
🧠 Society Mein Kya Bola Gaya?
Kunjwadi Society ke Tower E me toh ek naya rule hi ban gaya tha – “Fridge shared hai ya private?”
Sabse pehle voice uthayi Rajula Kadbhane Aunty ne – jo har subah balcony me binoculars leke baithi rehti hain (fitness ke bahane, investigation asli agenda).
“Mujhe toh pata hi tha… jab usne pocha lagate time Laung Da Lashkara gaaya tha, tabhi samajh gayi thi – daaru effect hai!”
Phir entry hoti hai Kishore Pendse Uncle ki – jo RWA ke unofficial sab kuch hain:
“Dekhiye, agar maid fridge tak pahunch gayi hai… toh kal ko password waale drawer bhi khulega.”
WhatsApp group pe to fire tha!
Tinku Loya, jiska apna microbrewery startup hai Sector 47 me, ne daal diya meme:
“Beer toh share hoti hai… par maid ke saath nahi, bro!”
Aur jab building ke gate guard Deepak Joona ne woh viral voice note bheja:
“Black bag me le jaati hai bottle… pata nahi Coke hai ya Old Monk,”
toh Kunjwadi Women’s Circle me poll bhi ban gaya –
“Kya aap apne maid ko fridge access deti hain?”
(Yes – 2 votes, No – 78 votes, Don’t Know – 9 votes from husband accounts)
🧩 Galti Kiski Thi? – Ek Choti Soch Ya Badi Chaal?
Savita ne fridge khola – galat kiya?
Lekin agar dekha jaye toh… kaam bhi sambhalti thi, bachcha bhi, doggy bhi. Aur ek bottle cold drink ya beer fridge me daalna… kya uska personal space nahi ho sakta?
Ek angle se sympathy banti hai –
Raat ki shift ke baad thoda relax karna chaha, toh kya ho gaya? Aur wo “Mat Pina – Savita” likh ke toh honesty bhi dikhayi.
Shayad Rupali ne overreact kiya, kyunki fridge ka control jaane ka matlab hota hai – privacy out the window.
Doosra angle –
Beer peena koi issue nahi… par jhoot bolna?
“Bhai aaya tha” – jab kisi ne dekha hi nahi?
Aur agar black bag me bottle le ja rahi thi rooftop pe… toh clearly kuch toh chhupana tha.
Toh ab sawal yeh hai –
Savita guilty hai, ya bas thodi independent soch wali maid thi jo “me-time” nikaal rahi thi?
Aap hi batao. Har galti chaal hoti hai kya? Ya har chaal galti hoti hai?
❓ Real Life FAQs – Aapke Sawalon Ka Jawab
1. “Kya maid ko fridge use karne dena chahiye?”
Agar fridge shared ho gaya, toh agla step toaster aur oven ka hoga. Sambhal ke.
2. “‘Mat Pina – Savita’ likhne se kya woh can uski ho jaati hai?”
Naam likhne se lunchbox bach sakta hai… beer nahi.
3. “Agar maid roof pe black bag le ja rahi ho, toh kya manager ko tag karein?”
Sirf manager nahi – CCTV footage bhi book kar lijiye.
4. “Milkman ne bottle samjha doodh ka… yeh galti hai ya innocence?”
Kunjwadi ke gossip ke hisaab se… innocence extinct ho chuka hai.
5. “Rupali ne Savita ko fire kyun nahi kiya?”
Kyunki Savita kaam perfect karti hai… aur kaam wali milti nahi.
6. “Bhai ka excuse classic tha… lekin bhai ko kisi ne dekha nahi. Ab kya?”
Jab bhai Schrödinger’s brother ho… toh kuch bhi ho sakta hai.
7. “Kya fridge pe ‘Only For Owner’ ka sticker kaam karega?”
Sticker nahi, PIN-protected LG InstaView fridge hi bachayega ab.
Toh ab aap batao – kya aapke ghar ke fridge me bhi koi secret chilling kar raha hai?
Comment karo – warna milkman se pehle guard ka message aa jaayega!