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Washing Machine Chalu Kar Ke Bina Pani Ke Chhod Di
(Madan Vihar Side me ab sab maid ko machine ke paas jaane se darte hain… Tara Babroli ka naam sunte hi LG hil jaata hai)
📍 Location: West Delhi > Madan Vihar Side > G-205, Aqua Floors
👨💼 Dev Bhasra, 44, gym owner – thoda loud hai, lekin apne machines se zyada pyar karta hai
👩👧👦 Ghar me biwi Rasmi Betoki, do bacche – ek Class 3 ka, doosra preschooler
🧕 Maid: Tara Babroli – 2 mahine purani, gaon se aayi hai, sab kaam sikha rahi thi Rasmi
🧑🔧 Side cast: Electrician Pinku, aur Guard Laltu (jisko sab khabar milti hai pehle)
💥 Kahani Start Hui Ek Dhoop Bhare Tuesday Ko
Subah-subah Rasmi ne bola:
“Tara, machine me school wale kapde daal dena… aur eco mode pe daalna, samjhi?”
Tara ne sir hilaya, lekin samjhi nahi.
Rasmi kids ko drop karne gayi – aur uske baad…
Tara ne kapde daale, surf daala, machine ka button daba diya… lekin paani on nahi kiya.
Aur sabse badi baat – dhakkan bhi khula chhoda tha.
🔧 Scene 1: Pinku Aaya Toh Pata Chala
Shyam ko Dev Bhasra gym se ghar aaya –
Laundry area me jaldi se ek burnt smell aayi…
Dekha toh machine se dhoondh nikal rahi thi, awaaz aa rahi thi “khrrr khrrrrrrrrr…”
Rasmi cheekh ke bola:
“Taraaaa! Tune kya kiya??”
Tara aayi, bola:
“Didiji maine toh chalaya tha… woh to khud ruk gaya hoga…”
Tabhi Dev ne guard Laltu ko bola:
“Pinku ko bula… aaj hi dekhna hai… yeh machine nayi hai, 45 hazaar ki LG hai!”
🔥 Scene 2: Machine Ka Postmortem
Pinku ne dekha, machine khol ke bola:
“Sir ji motor jal gayi… bina paani ke chal gayi thi toh gear phat gaya hoga”
Dev ka muh utar gaya:
“Yeh toh bilkul wahi hua jaise gym me treadmill pe paani gira do…”
Tabhi Rasmi ne Tara ko side me le jaake bola:
“Tara, tu machine samajh ke kaam kiya kar… yeh gaon ka haatha-pair nahi hai… isme sensor hota hai!”
Tara chup rahi… bas bola:
“Didiji, mujhe laga paani apne aap aa jaata hai… maine toh timer bhi on kiya tha.”
👀 Scene 3: Gossip Me Fuel Mila
Guard Laltu ne poore Madan Vihar Side me chhod diya bomb:
“G-205 ki maid ne machine phoonk di… Dev sir gussa me gym hi bandh kar denge ab toh!”
Aur tabhi entry hui Mrs. Dhulania ki – woh first floor wali auntie, jo sabke ghar ki news rakhti hai.
“Main toh kehti hoon maid ko machine ke paas jaane hi mat do… kapde do, hum daal lenge…”
“Tara Babroli ke baad toh LG bhi insurance maangega bhai!”
🥶 Twist: Insurance Claim Reject Hua
Dev ne LG ka guy bulaya – bola:
“Warranty mein hoga na?”
LG wale ne bola:
“Sir paani on nahi kiya gaya tha, ye to human error hai… insurance nahi milega”
Bas us din se Dev Bhasra gym se zyada machine ke upar gussa ho gaya.
Tara ko nikaala nahi, lekin usko laundry se hata ke sirf dusting aur bartaan pe rakha.
Rasmi ne bola:
“Kapde main daal lungi… tu touch mat karna machine ko. Please Tara…”
🤷♀️ Tension Abhi Bhi Hai…
Kya Tara ki galti thi? Ya Rasmi ne sahi se sikhaya nahi?
Machine me problem thi ya maid ne chhoti si chook kar di?
Mujhe toh nahi pata kaun galat tha…
- Machine operator bana diya maid ko, ya zyada bharosa kar liya?
- LG wale sirf paisa banate hain kya?
- Ya maid ka careless hona chhup nahi sakta?
Aapke yahan bhi kabhi machine ka ‘postmortem’ hua hai kya?
Comment karo… warna Tara Babroli next building me aa chuki hai. 🧼💣🌀
Zabardast kahani hai – aur Madan Vihar ki Tara Babroli ne toh washing machine ko bhi drama queen bana diya!
Chaliye, isi kahani ke base pe aapke 3 requested H2 blocks ready hain – desi tadke, society ke characters, aur gossip-toned storytelling ke saath.
🧠 Society Mein Kya Bola Gaya? – “Machine Jali, Aunty Gang Tapki Bajai!”
Jaise hi washing machine ne dhuaan nikala, Madan Vihar ke Aqua Floors me alarm nahi, gossip baji. Balcony ke chhajje pe har auntie ne binocular nikaal liye – washing machine ka postmortem Pinku kar raha tha, lekin sabse pehle News Central ban chuki thi Mrs. Dhoondwati Chaalan (F-306).
👩🦳 Mrs. Dhoondwati Chaalan –
“Main toh pehle din se keh rahi thi – gaon se ayi maid aur LG machine ka jod nahi baithta!”
“Woh Tara hai ya Transformer?”
🧔 Guard Laltu toh building ke Arnab Ban gaya:
“Kal hi main bola tha Pinku ko – yeh maid thodi heavy-handed hai… kapde nahi, parts nikaalti hai!”
👨🦱 Golu Parotha (G-102 ke teenager) ne reels bana diya caption ke saath:
“Maid ne LG ko LPG bana diya 🔥”
👵 Tantya Tai (Second floor wali) ne group pe voice note bheja:
“Ab se laundry area me maid entry par ban laga do… ya pehle license dikhao!”
Tab tak sab WhatsApp pe “Tara Babroli Alert ⚠️” forward kar chuke the.
LG wale technician se zyada to Mrs. Dhulania ki prediction report chal rahi thi:
“Agle hafte dishwasher ki baari hai… likh ke le lo!”
🧩 Galti Kiski Thi? – Ek Choti Soch Ya Badi Chaal?
Tara Babroli… ek nayi maid, thodi bhooli, thodi bholi-chanchal, lekin machine destroyer ban gayi Madan Vihar me. Par kya wo sach me careless thi ya sikhayi gayi baat adhuri thi?
👀 Side 1 – Tara Ki Side
– Gaon se aayi hai, jahan nal kholne aur machine on karne ka logic alag tha.
– Usne “timer” bhi on kiya, matlab intention galat nahi tha.
– Rasmi ne pehle clearly sikhaya bhi nahi – sirf bola “eco mode on kar dena”… but paani ka mention?
“Didiji, main toh samjhi paani to apne aap aata hai… yeh toh smart machine hai na?”
– Tara Babroli, innocence with detergent
🔍 Side 2 – Dev & Rasmi Ka Angle
– Machine nayi thi, warranty toh gaya, paisa bhi gaya.
– Motor jal gayi, machine ki awaz ab bhi Dev ko nightmares deti hai.
– Jab maid ko itna samajh nahi tha, toh bina pooche chalana kyun?
“Yeh kapde nahi, blender nahi chalaya tha bhai… yeh LG tha!”
– Dev Bhasra, heartbroken husband & gym bro
🤔 Toh Final Verdict?
Tara ne galti ki, par galti jaan ke thi ya training ki kami thi?
Machine ki manual English me thi, Tara Hindi me thi.
Sawal yeh nahi ki motor kyu jali… sawaal yeh hai – maid ko kitni automation sikhani chahiye?
Aap batao…
Tara guilty hai ya situation victim hai?
❓ Real Life FAQs – Aapke Sawalon Ka Jawab, Madan Vihar Style Me
- “Jab C-block me maid ne dryer aur toaster ek saath chala diya tha, tab bhi Pinku ko hi bulaya gaya tha kya?”
Haan, aur Pinku ne tab bola tha: “Appliances me feelings nahi hoti… par shock zaroor milta hai!”
- “G-205 ke Dev Bhasra ne maid ko nikaala kyu nahi?”
Gym se bhi pyar tha, par guilt bhi – Rasmi ne accept kiya training adhuri thi.
Tara ab sirf bartan expert hai… washing zone se banished forever.
- “Kya LG walo ne sympathy dikhayi?”
Nahi bhai, unka technician aaya, smile kiya, bola:
“Mam yeh human error hai… paani daalne ka kaam insaan ka hota hai, machine ka nahi!”
- “Guard Laltu sabse pehle kaise jaanta hai?”
Uska ek hi jawab:
“Lift aur laundy area dono me meri CCTV jaisi nazar hai, Madam!”
- “Tara Babroli ab kis floor me kaam karti hai?”
F-404 me – wahan machine top load hai… aur auntie ne khud se ‘do not touch’ label chipkaya hai!
- “Machine insurance lena chahiye kya?”
Sawaal sahi hai.
Agar maid ka naam Tara ho aur machine ka brand LG – toh “ek extra premium lagao, aur bhagwan se dua karo.”
- “Aunty gang ne kuch written rule banaya kya?”
Banaya – “Maid ko machine sikhani hai? Pehle Pinku se certificate lo!”
WhatsApp pe ab new folder hai: “Appliance Safety – Maid Edition”
Aapke ghar ki machine safe hai ya Tara Babroli ki tarah kisi ne ‘eco-mode’ ka eco-system hi bigaad diya?
Comment karo… warna next episode “Microwave Me Mehendi Rakhi?” bhi aa sakta hai! 🍿🌀🔥