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Sabzi Wale Se 50 Rs Extra Le Liye, Par Madam Ko 20 Rs Ka Bill Dikhaya” – Chhoti Chori
📍 Location: Delhi > South Delhi > Mehrauli Extension > B-1003, Iris Hill Residency
👨👩👧👦 Members: Kochhar Family – Sameer (37, Zomato Merchant Manager), wife Rasmi Betoki, teen beta Duggu, aur Daadi – Janaki Devi
🧕 Maid: Kusum Barmaiya
🧑🎤 Extras: Sabziwala Sonu, Watchful Mrs. Dhulania (same block me rehti hai)
🧱 Keywords: sabzi ka paisa bacha ke pocket me, cash handling theft, dishonest maid behavior
Scene 1: Roz ka routine tha… sabzi ke bahane jaati thi
Kusum Barmaiya ko sabzi lene bhejna routine tha. Madam Rasmi Betoki 100 ka note deti thi, aur bolti thi:
“Sab kuch likh lena Kusum, aur bill sambhal ke laana.”
Kusum roz thoda ajeeb bill laati thi – ya to gila, ya faded, ya kabhi likha hi nahi hota tha.
Ek din Daadi – Janaki Devi ne casually bol diya:
“Beta ye kheera aur tamatar Rs. 30 me kaise mil gaya? Aajkal to itne me sirf dhaniya aata hai…”
Rasmi ne hila diya sar:
“Aree maa aap bhi… chhoti chhoti baaton pe shak karti ho…”
Scene 2: Ek din sabziwala khud bol gaya
Sabzi wala Sonu jo niche khada rehta hai, usne lift ke bahar Duggu se casually bol diya:
“Bhaiya aapki bai toh badi paise bachati hai, hamesha 70-80 leti hai, bolti hai ‘madam busy hoti hai bill nahi chahiye’.”
Duggu ne sunte hi Daadi ko bataya.
Daadi ne turant Rasmi ko bulaya.
“Dekha? Maine bola tha na… is Kusum ke hath saaf nahi lag rahe.”
Scene 3: Face-off in drawing room
Rasmi ne Kusum ko samne bithake bola:
“Tumhe 100 Rs diye the, 20 ka bill dikha rahi ho. Baaki 80 kahan gaye?”
Kusum thoda ghabra gayi, par fir seedha bol gayi:
“Madam sab log karte hain… thoda hum bhi bacha lete hain. Kya farak padta hai?”
Rasmi ka muh utar gaya tha.
Sameer Kochhar ne office call pe hote hue bhi bol diya:
“Paise chori ka justification mat do. Trust toot gaya.”
Mrs. Dhulania – jo peeche balcony se sab sun rahi thi – later Daadi se boli:
“Main to pehle din se keh rahi thi – is Kusum ki aankhon me hi chalaki hai.”
Scene 4: Twist
Next morning Kusum ne apna jhola uthaya, chhota sa folded kagaz chhoda kitchen shelf pe:
“Maaf karo madam, galti ho gayi. Paisa le lena… par kaam pe dubara bulaogi to nahi aaungi.”
Daadi ne kagaz uthake Duggu ko diya.
Kagaz me 60 Rs ke note the.
Ab samajh nahi aaya – 60 hi kyu?
Baaki 20 kaha gaye?
Ya pehle se aur bhi kuch gaya tha?
Mujhe to nahi pata kaun galat tha…
Chhoti chori bhi chori hoti hai ya majboori samjho?
Aapke ghar me bhi kabhi aisa hua hai kya?
Comment karke batao…
🧠 Society Mein Kya Bola Gaya?
Iris Hill Residency me to aisa laga jaise sabzi ke saath-saath trust bhi kat gaya ho. Kusum Barmaiya ka chhota jhola poore complex me WhatsApp meme ban gaya. Balcony brigade ready thi – dono haath me chai aur dono kaan gossip ke liye khule.
Sunanda Fafda (A-1201, papad aur poll wali aunty):
“Main to kehti hoon bill par signature karwao – yeh log to Google Pay ka bhi screen shot chhupate hain!”
Jugal Lassi Uncle (Gym jate hain par samose nahi chhodte):
“Arey bhai, yeh maid log sab MBA se kam nahi. Har building me naya budget banana aata hai.”
Poonam Dhamaka (B-901, reels + real gossip):
“Rasmi ko main kab se bol rahi thi ki Kusum ki vibe off hai. Kal ki ladki, par aankhon me Purani Delhi ka hisaab kitab!”
Watchman Vinod ne bhi apna version daala:
“Madam ji, ek din Kusum bai ne mujhse bhi 10 rs udhaar liya tha – bola tha bill copy dena hai sabzi wale ko!”
Iris Hill ke WhatsApp group me tab se ek naya trend chalu ho gaya:
“#SabziKaSach”
Aur sab ne apne maid ka daily entry register banana start kar diya – title tha: ‘Kheera Sach Ka’.
🧩 Galti Kiski Thi? – Ek Choti Soch Ya Badi Chaal?
Ek taraf Kusum ka note tha – folded, guilt se bhara hua. Dusri taraf Rasmi ka expression – thoda hurt, thoda confused.
Kya Kusum ne majboori me kiya?
Ya chhoti chori ka chaska lag gaya tha?
“Madam sab log karte hain…” – is ek line me poora socio-economic burnout chhupa tha.
Janaki Daadi ne bola tha,
“Arey pehle ke zamane me bhi chhoti baisiyon se haldi ya tel nikal jaata tha. Par tab log ‘samajh’ ke naam pe chhup jaate the.”
Lekin Sameer Kochhar jise trust-break se allergy thi, directly bola:
“Chori choti ho ya badi, relation kaam se nahi, bharose se banta hai.”
Par phir sawal utha – agar wo paisa waapas chhod gayi… to kya chhori ka regret tha ya sirf drama?
Aur 60 Rs hi kyu?
Baaki 20 gaya kaha?
Ho sakta hai Kusum sirf system ki victim ho. Ya ho sakta hai, system ko smartly use karne wali player.
Moral boundary dhundhna mushkil hai.
Toh kya yeh chhoti soch thi? Ya badi chaal?
Shayad har ghar ka angle alag ho – aapka kya kehna hai?
❓ Real Life FAQs – Aapke Sawalon Ka Jawab
❓ “Jab B-403 ke TikTok Bai ne bola ki tamatar 20 ke mil gaye, par Reliance Fresh pe 40 ke the – tab kya action hua?”
— Us din Daadi ji ne apne hathon se Google Map khola aur bola: “Milao Sonu se… aaj sabzi ka Satya Narayan katha hoga.”
❓ “Kya bina bill ke kaam chalta hai, agar maid ‘thank you madam ji’ bolti ho?”
— Bolne se chai me cheeni nahi badhti, madam. Bill aur bharosa dono likhit mangte hain.
❓ “C-905 me to maid ne advance leke sabzi lane gayi thi, par chhutti le li agle din – kya yeh bhi scam hai?”
— Scam nahi, emotional damage hai. Advance lena aur milk vanish hona – South Delhi ka classic combo.
❓ “Watchman Vinod ka udhaar record kahan maintain hota hai?”
— Kisi bhi chai ki tapri pe pooch lo – Vinod bhai ka ledger wahan digital yaadashat me likha milta hai.
❓ “Kya Kusum ne kabhi Zomato se kuch manga tha Sameer ke ID pe?”
— Nahi. Par Duggu ke phone me ek baar ‘BlinkIt History’ me Momo aur Shampoo dono ek sath dikhe the.
❓ “60 Rs chhoda, matlab pehle aur bhi ja chuke honge kya?”
— Ho sakta hai, ya ho sakta hai yeh 60 sirf guilt ka coupon ho. Amount chhota tha, lekin question bada.
❓ “Sabzi ke chakkar me maid chali gayi – ab nayi maid kaha milegi?”
— OLX pe mat jao. Word of mouth best hai, par pehle hi pooch lo: “Kya kheera market rate pe lana aata hai?”
Toh bolo – paise ka chakkar bada ya trust ka?
Aapke ghar me bhi aisi koi “chhoti chori” hui hai kya?
Comment karo – ya Duggu ki tarah WhatsApp pe forward bhejo.
#ChhotiChoriBadiSazaa 🥒📲💸