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Maid Bola – Aaj Tandoor Nahi Chalayenge… Khud Bhi Garmi Se Pighal Gayi
📍 Location: Delhi NCR → Loni Border → Jasola Bhawan Extension → C-310, Bhairav Palace
Simran Tripoli ka tiffin business dhoom macha raha tha.
Par June ka mahina, 44 degree upar se LPG ka pressure low… aur unka full-time cook Mahesh Lobotkar – mat pooch, drama ka Pitampura hai.
Simran ka Dubai wala pati bhi har din video call pe sirf ek hi line bolta –
“Khud ka dhyan rakhna, tandoor dhang se chalayen.”
Arey par jab cook hi tandoor se darrne lage toh?
Wo din yaad hai jaise kal ki baat ho…
🌞 Garmi ka pehla tantrum
Subah 9 baje Mahesh ne apron pehente hi bola:
“Didi, aaj tandoor nahi chalega.”
Simran: “KYUN?”
Mahesh: “Main garam ho gaya hoon. Jeevan mein pighal raha hoon… gas on karte hi meri eyelashes sulag gayi thi kal.”
Uska muh literally tissue paper jaisa sad gaya tha.
Simran ne thoda patience liya, par order pending tha 17 logon ka.
Toh boli, “Chal gas pe bana de… cooker laga.”
Mahesh: “Main microwave ka chef nahi hoon didi. Mujhe mitti chahiye, maati chahiye, grill chahiye.”
🤐 Gossip Chalu – Dolly Ramloti Ne Bola…
Evening tak Dolly Ramloti aunty aayi. Wo toh full Bhairav Palace ki Rajya Sabha hai.
“Simran, tujhe bataun? Us Mahesh ne Farooq Bhanda (society cleaner) ko bola tha –
‘Main tiffin bana ke kya milega? Nimmo Barfiyan ke chhote bhai ke ice depot pe job mile toh AC me chill ho jayein…’”
Simran ka dimaag freeze ho gaya.
Tandoor chhodo, ab toh loyalty bhi melt ho rahi thi.
🧊 Scene 3: Ice Ki Sadak Pe Mahesh Dikha?
Next morning Nimmo Barfiyan ki cryo van outside gated entry pe thi.
Aur Farooq Bhanda ne secret info drop kiya:
“Didi, aapka cook usi van ke peeche khaali tub me baitha tha… bole toh… cooling therapy le raha tha.”
Simran ne kaha:
“Mahesh?! Tandoor se bhag ke tu ice bucket me ghus gaya?”
Mahesh: “Didi, main chef hoon par insaan bhi hoon. Garmi me rishton ka flavour bhi udd jata hai…”
⚠️ Twist: Order Cancel, Review Lag Gayi
Us din Simran ka Swiggy Business profile pe 2.3 star drop ho gaya.
Ek college student ne likha:
“Paneer kachcha tha. Bread roll me fridge ki hawa thi.”
Simran ne Mahesh se bola:
“Ye kya kar diya… paisa gaya, naam gaya…”
Mahesh bola:
“Naam toh aapka tha didi, maine toh bas hawa me khana banaya.”
Aur chhup chaap apna chappal le ke chala gaya…
🤷♀️ Ab socho…
Mahesh sach me garmi se pighal gaya tha ya kaam se bhaagne ka excuse tha?
Simran ne uska use kiya ya Mahesh ne Simran ka misuse kiya?
Ghar me aise chef aaye toh AC ya CCTV?
Aapke tandoor me bhi kuch aisa hua kya? Comment karke bataye…
🧠 Society Mein Kya Bola Gaya?
“AC pe kaam karne wale logon ka swag hi alag hota hai” – ye dialogue sabse pehle Gaggi Balakdashi Aunty ne dala apne Bhairav Palace Moms 2.0 WhatsApp group me.
🧓 Totaram Dheelpat (Lift Captain, Block C) ne canteen ke samose ke beech comment maara:
“Arre bhai, Mahesh toh kal raat mujhe bola – ‘Gas jalti hai toh meri aatma sulagti hai…’ Main bola, bhai tu chef hai ya shayari ka stove?”
👵 Pinki Ladkabaaz Aunty (flat B-212, expert in scandal sniffing):
“Simran ne Dubai wale husband ko tag karke story lagayi: ‘Business se zyada log garmi le rahe hain’ – mujhe samajh aa gaya Mahesh ke upar chal raha hai.”
🧔 Guru Karamgiri Uncle (retired astrologer, rooftop se sab dekhte hain):
“Main toh kal dekha Mahesh ko… chhupke ice tub me betha tha aur bol raha tha ‘Zindagi ek kulfi hai, melt hone se pehle enjoy karlo’.”
👩🦰 Katrina Jalpari (society ke dance classes chalati hain):
“Main toh usse cooking class me le leti… par woh toh bas cold storage ka Gordon Ramsay banna chahta hai.”
🧩 Galti Kiski Thi? – Ek Choti Soch Ya Badi Chaal?
Dekho, Simran Tripoli – ek passionate tiffin queen, jiska USP tha “ghar ka khana, maa ke haath ka pyar.” Aur dusri taraf Mahesh Lobotkar – ek mitti, angaar aur grill lover, jo micro-oven se apmaanit mehsoos karta tha.
Ek angle se Mahesh bechara lagta hai:
44 degree ki garmi, LPG ki kamzor supply, aur upar se pickle wali bhabhi har dus minute pe kehti thi – “Speed up Mahesh, Swiggy timer chal raha hai!”
Mahesh ka dialogue:
“Main chef hoon didi, pressure cooker nahi.”
Lekin dusri taraf… suspicion bhi kam nahi tha.
Jab cryo van ke peeche cooling therapy karte pakda gaya, toh Simran ne socha – “Ye garmi se bhaag raha hai ya meri reputation ko freez kar raha hai?”
Loyalty ka loss hua ya labour ka burnout?
Simran ne Mahesh ko “escape artist” bola.
Mahesh ne Simran ko “gaslit entrepreneur” kaha.
Toh reader hi decide kare – kaun galat, kaun gala hua paneer?
❓ Real Life FAQs – Aapke Sawalon Ka Jawab
Yeh Bhairav Palace ke log hai bhai… yahaan fridge ke andar bhi gossip milta hai. Toh le lo 7 tandoori sawal – full crisp, full reality-inspired.
1. “Kya Farooq Bhanda ka cleaner uniform cryo van ke fridge me dry clean hota hai?”
Nahin, par Mahesh ne bola tha – “Bartan ke badle baraf mein baithunga.” Deal pending hai.
2. “Mahesh ne tandoor chodke microwave se kyun dosti nahi ki?”
Kyunki uska quote tha – “Microwave chefs ka career preheat mode me atak jata hai.”
3. “Simran Tripoli ne apne husband ko kya bola jab review 2.3 star aaya?”
“Baby, paneer thanda tha… par attitude mera ab bhi garam hai.”
4. “Kya Nimmo Barfiyan ka bhai ab Mahesh ko hire karega?”
Bas ek condition pe – daily 5 tub ice me foot dip compulsory hoga.
5. “Tandoor bandh hone par kya Simran ne kitchen me AC lagwaya?”
Nahin, par ek cooler liya – jo Mahesh ke jaane ke baad Simran ne pickle fermentation ke liye use kiya.
6. “Paneer raw hone se kya student ne fail diya?”
Haan. Lekin likha tha: “Paneer me zindagi nahi thi.” Emotional review tha.
7. “Ab Bhairav Palace me naye cook ka kya eligibility hai?”
Tandoor se pyar ho, fridge se dosti ho, aur Aunty gang ke gossip se immune ho – tabhi shortlist.
Toh bolo Bhairav Palace ke food fight me aap kis side ho?
Mahesh the Melted Chef ya Simran the Spicy Boss?
Comment karna mat bhoolna – warna Nimmo Barfiyan ki cryo van aapke ghar aa jaayegi! 🧊🔥👨🍳