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Baccha Rota Raha, Maid Phone Pe Laggi Rahi” – Babysitter Ya Influencer?
📍 Location: North Delhi > Modelgram Side > Graceville Society > Flat C-1202
👩💼 Employer: Neha Sinha, 29 saal ki, HR Consultant, maternity pe hai abhi
👨👦 Family: Husband – Shivang (kaam pe busy rehta), aur ek 6 mahine ka baccha – Aariv
🧕 Maid/Babysitter: Rekha Balpuri – jo bola tha “badiya kaam karti hoon didi, bachchon se pyaar karti hoon”
👵 Extra Masala: Upstairs wali aunty – Nandita Karsiya
🛵 Delivery Guy: Bunty – jo sab dekhta hai, bolta nahi
👶 Kahani ki Shuruaat:
Neha Sinha ka pehla bachcha hua tha November me. Mummy papa toh Lucknow wapas chale gaye the, toh bacche ke liye maid rakhni padi.
Rekha Balpuri ko Downstairs wali Reetu Makhona ne recommend kiya tha. Boli:
“Rekha ko le lo… 3 jagah aur bhi kaam karti hai, par bachchon ke liye soft hai.”
Par pehle din se hi thoda ajeeb laga. Baccha ro raha hota, Rekha phone pe scroll karti rehti. Wo na nursery rhymes sunwati, na lullaby. Sirf reels. Matlab FULL reels girl.
📲 Masala Scene – Aunty Ki Observation
Ek din Upstairs wali Aunty – Nandita Karsiya ne bell bajayi:
“Beta Neha, wo maid aaj kal pura din balcony me khadi rehti hai… aur baccha ro raha tha, mujhe neeche tak awaaz aayi!”
Neha ne seedha baby monitor app check kiya.
Aur scene kya tha?
📽️ Footage me:
- Baccha crib me zor se chillaa raha hai
- Rekha khadi hai kitchen me, phone ko tiffin box pe tikake selfie video le rahi thi – lipstick touch up kar ke
- Caption bol rahi thi:
“Morning vlog with chotu baby… ignore his cute tantrums 😂❤️”
Neha ka muh utar gaya tha… haath ka coffee cup gir gaya bed pe.
😡 Face-Off Aur Chhupa Gussa
Neha ne shaam ko calmly bola:
“Rekha, baccha jab rota hai toh phone side me rakhna chahiye na…”
Rekha haske boli:
“Arey didi, main toh bas ek reel bana rahi thi… baccha to roz rota hai na… main toh uske mood ke liye video bana rahi thi… memories ke liye.”
Neha kuch bol nahi payi. Husband ne bola:
“Tumhara patience chala jaayega agar yeh chala reels pe…”
Par Rekha fir bhi agle din makeup karke aayi… naye earrings me reel banayi:
🎵 “Main hoon babysitter, badi zabardast…”
😳 Twist – Delivery Guy Ki Gawahi
Ek din Delivery boy Bunty pizza deke bolta hai:
“Didi woh Rekha didi na… kal do ghante tak terrace pe thi… baccha jab roya toh main khud bell bajake bola… tab jaake andar gayi.”
Neha shocked thi. Shivang ne bola:
“Yeh toh influencer nikli… babysitter toh naam ka hai bas!”
😶 Ending – Kaun Galat, Kaun Sahi?
- Rekha content bana rahi thi ya duty ignore kar rahi thi?
- Neha overthinking kar rahi thi ya bacche ke liye serious thi?
- Delivery guy Bunty sach bol raha tha ya chugli kar raha tha?
Mujhe toh samajh nahi aaya…
Reels ke zamane me babysitter hona matlab multitasker hona ya careless hona?
Aapko kya lagta hai? Aise koi maid rahi hai aapke yahan bhi?
👇👇 Comment karo na… aur haan, camera lagwa lo. Baccha bol nahi sakta, par video bol deta hai.
🧠 Society Mein Kya Bola Gaya?
Graceville Society ka “Happy Floors, Happy Hearts” WhatsApp group us din kuch zyada hi “Happy” ho gaya – jaise hi Bunty ne apna “bell bajaao, sach dikhlao” moment share kiya.
Nandita Karsiya Aunty (C-1303, full-time balcony surveillance head):
“Main toh pehle din se keh rahi thi – lipstick laga ke baccha nahi sambhalta. Yeh toh chhoti Kareena Kapoor hai!”
Rangnath Chikki (C-1204, retired LIC agent):
“Pehle Ghar mein bahu Insta wali thi, ab maid bhi content creator ho gayi. Baccha content hai kya ab?”
Gupta Bhabhi (B-block se imported gossip):
“Modelgram side me sab modern ho gaye hain. Pehle doodh wala story daalta tha, ab babysitter bhi daal rahi hai!”
Society Guard Ramveer Bhaiya:
“Rekha didi ne bola tha ‘upar terrace pe baby ke liye D-vitamin le rahi hoon’… par music sunai de raha tha ‘Oo Antava’!”
Aur phir group pe ek poll chalu hua:
🗳️ “Kya C-1202 me CCTV footage WA group me daalna chahiye?”
➡️ Result: 84% YES, 6% NO, 10% busy watching Rekha ki reels.
🧩 Galti Kiski Thi? – Ek Choti Soch Ya Badi Chaal?
Rekha ne kaha – “Main memories bana rahi thi.”
Neha ne socha – “Main maternity leave pe hoon ya mystery thriller me?”
Ek taraf Rekha ka confident tone – reels, makeup, terrace time, aur “cute tantrums” wale hashtags.
Doosri taraf Neha ka post-natal stress, sleepless nights, aur baby monitor se emotional surveillance.
Shivang (husband) ka bhi logic tha:
“Reels toh main bhi banata hoon Neha, par boss ke meeting ke time nahi!”
Par phir question ye bhi tha – kya Rekha sach me careless thi?
Ya har working woman ki tarah, wo bhi multitasking me apna mental space bacha rahi thi?
Bunty ka gawah banna bhi confusing tha –
“Pizza time pe bell bajana thik, par babysitter ka record rakhna? Thoda zyada lagta hai na?”
Toh reader…
- Kya yeh modern-day maid ka naya version hai – #SitterWithFilters?
- Ya bacche ke saath negligence ka live telecast?
Decision aapka – lekin baby monitor band mat karo. Har story ka trailer wahi milta hai.
❓ Real Life FAQs – Aapke Sawalon Ka Jawab
Maid ne reels banayi, baccha rota raha – aur society ne popcorn leke dekha.
Ab aaye hain wo gossip-waale FAQs jinka jawab log toh nahi dete, par aunty gang zaroor discuss karti hai.👇
1. “Jab Shivalik Tower me maid ne bola ‘main makeup isliye karti hoon ki baccha mujhe mummy samjhe’, kya woh bhi reel queen thi?”
→ Nahi ji, woh toh full character artist thi – har outfit ke saath naya accent aata tha.
2. “Graceville ke guard Ramveer ne Rekha ka reel kaunsa dekha jisme baby peeche chillaa raha tha?”
→ “Mood with Munchkins – Volume 2” reel. Background me baby aur foreground me filter. Viral ho gaya mohalla ke andar.
3. “Kya Bunty delivery boy sach bolta hai ya usse bhi content banana hai?”
→ Sources kehte hain Bunty ne Swiggy ke rider group me caption dala tha: ‘Baccha chilla raha tha, pizza thanda ho raha tha.’
4. “Neha Sinha ne Rekha ko fire kiya ya story mute kar di?”
→ *Kehne ko Rekha khud chali gayi, par bunty ke through sabko pata chala: “Didi ne bola – ya baby ya baby filter.”
5. “Nandita aunty ne baby monitor footage kisko pehle dikhaya?”
→ Hairdresser Dolly ko – usne bola: ‘Rekha ka brow game strong hai, lekin baby handling weak hai.’
6. “C-Block ke teens ne Rekha ka reel remix karke upload kiya kya?”
→ Bilkul! Hashtag tha: #ChotuTantrumsOriginalMix. Neha ne report kar diya tha, tab remove hua.
7. “Reetu Makhona ab kisko recommend kar rahi hai babysitter ke liye?”
→ Ek new maid – naam hai Sapna. Bolti hai: ‘Mujhe reel ka password nahi aata, sirf lullaby aati hai.’
Toh doston, aap batao – aapki maid bhi influencer nikli thi kya? Ya sirf baccha sambhalti thi bina ring light ke?
👇👇 Comment karo, aur yaad raho – har babysitter ek “content creator” banne ki kagar par hai.