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Bathroom Cleaner Ya Babysitter?” – Jab Maid Ko Multi-Role Machine Bana Diya Gaya
📍 South Delhi → Mehrauli Extension → A-53, New Blossom Residency
Waise toh Nisha Gaur ekdum corporate HR wali hai – bada calm voice, white kurti, aur daily WFH ka hustle. Husband finance analyst hai, matlab dono screen pe hi lage rehte hain. Par asli circus toh ghar ke andar chalta hai – 2 bacche, ek 3 saal ka Vihaan, doosra 7 ka Aryan, aur ek senior saasu maa – Nirmala Gaur, jinke mooh me har dusre minute “Chotu Deviiiiii” hota hai.
Chotu Devi – maid nahi, “family ka engine” thi. Subah 7 se leke shaam 6 tak – pocha, bartan, cooking, baccha sambhalna, Nirmala aunty ki chai, laundry, sab kuch. Lekin madam Nisha Gaur ko lagta tha “arre maid hi toh hai, kya farak padta hai…”
🔥 Scene 1: Ek Hi Saans Mein Teen Kaam
Ek din main khud lift me thi, Chotu Devi ke saath. Haath me bartan ka jhaala, kandhe pe Vihaan ka bag, aur bagal me dustbin.
Maine bola:
“Arre Chotu, tu baby bhi sambhal rahi hai kya ab?”
Boli:
“Didi, baccha bhi, bathroom bhi, roti bhi… sab Chotu hi kare to ghar chale…”
Tabhi Guard Shyamlal neeche se chillaya:
“Didi, Vihaan toh park me akela baitha tha… main le aaya… yeh dekho…”
Nisha ne sunte hi bola:
“Arre Chotu ko bola tha park mat le jaana… fir kaise chala gaya woh?”
Chotu chup. Uske aankhon me guilt bhi tha, thakan bhi thi.
🍲 Scene 2: Kitchen Me Fire, Drawing Room Me Toddler
Ek aur din – 2 baje ke aas paas. Main kitchen ke paas se jaa rahi thi. Ghar se jor se awaaz aayi:
Nirmala aunty:
“Chotu! Gas jal raha hai, roti ka kya hua? Aur Vihaan bathroom me chipak gaya hai, tu kidhar hai?”
Chotu tab TV room me Vihaan ko sambhal rahi thi, jo apni diaper utarke walls pe crayon se drawing bana raha tha.
Nisha Zoom call me thi, par camera off karke chillayi:
“Chotu yaar, tumse ek kaam theek se nahi hota… multitasking seekho thoda!”
Us waqt Chotu ka muh bilkul utar gaya tha. Kya multitasking? Machine samajh rakha tha?
🎥 Scene 3: CCTV Ne Dikhaya Thoda Aur
Society ke CCTV Admin, Babloo Mechanilal, ne ek din lift ka footage group me bhej diya.
Chotu Devi Vihaan ko sambhalte sambhalte lift ke kone me baithi thi – thak ke so gayi thi. Vihaan ek side me floor pe baitha chips kha raha tha.
Sab aunty log group me:
“Yeh kya hai… maid bacha sambhal rahi hai ya usey sambhalna pad raha hai?”
Ruby Satlin aunty ne seedha likh diya:
“Nisha ji, aapke ghar me naukrani hai ya junior nanny?”
🧨 Final Blow – Chotu Ka Resignation
Ek din Chotu ne bas itna bola:
“Didi, main poori koshish karti hoon… lekin yeh sab mere se nahi sambhalta… main kal se nahi aaungi.”
Nisha ka face freeze.
“Arre Chotu, salary badha dete hain… tu mat jaa…”
Chotu ne bas ek line boli:
“Salary se thakaan nahi nikalti didi.”
Aur chali gayi.
Ab batao… galti kiske hisse me jaati hai?
Nisha ne overload kiya ya Chotu ne zimmedari nahi samjhi?
Mujhe toh samajh nahi aaya… aap batao?
Aapke yahan bhi maid ka multitasking burnout hua hai kya?
Comment karo… sunte hain.
🧠 Society Mein Kya Bola Gaya?
New Blossom Residency ka A-Block ka WhatsApp group – “Blossom Bulletin” – us din se full fire mode me chala gaya.
Sabse pehle Kammo Chachi (A-54) ne voice note bheja:
🎙️ “Arre suno suno, CCTV me maid ko lift ke floor pe sote dekha gaya hai… bacha chips kha raha tha! Aise thak gayi kya Chotu?”
Sunita Popli (A-51, jinki khud ki maid 3 bar bhaag chuki hai) ne likha:
💬 “Mujhe toh pehle se shak tha… koi maid subah 7 baje se shaam 6 baje tak bina fuse ude kaam kare, toh ya toh superwoman hai ya sab kuch jhela jaa raha hai silently.”
Guard Shyamlal ne gate pe casual announce kiya:
“Arre madam, woh Chotu toh ek din Vihaan ko cycle pe le jaa rahi thi, aur roti bhi palle me latka ke le ja rahi thi… bachi nahi machine thi woh!”
Gulabo Tai (C-302 se remote gossip transmission expert) ne bola:
🧓 “Arre yeh Nisha toh HR wali hai na? Office me empathy aur ghar me exploitation? Wah beta wah!”
Aur jab Babloo Mechanilal (CCTV wala) ne lift wala video forward kiya, toh ek nayi aunty group ban gaya:
“Justice For Chotu Devi” 😤📹
🧩 Galti Kiski Thi? – Ek Choti Soch Ya Badi Chaal?
Ye case toh ekdum “Dil Se Maid, Dimaag Se Nanny” wala tha.
Ek angle se dekhein toh… Chotu Devi sach me apni aukat se zyada khinch gayi thi.
– Saasu maa ka bhi sunna, bacche ka bhi, kitchen ka bhi…
– Kabhi park, kabhi potty, kabhi pocha…
– Aur har jagah “tu kaam achhe se nahi kar rahi” sunna…
Phir bhi ek baar bhi na uthi, na chhodi. Bas jab hadd paar ho gayi – tab resign kiya. Dard toh tha… par dignity bhi rakhni thi.
Dusre angle se dekhein toh… kya Chotu Devi ko early bol dena chahiye tha ki “yeh mere kaam ke bahar hai”?
– Vihaan ko park me chhodna – safety issue tha.
– Bathroom aur gas chalu dono chhod dena – risk tha.
– Aur lift me bacche ko floor pe chhodna – thoda irresponsible bhi lag sakta hai.
Nisha bhi kahin se villain nahi thi – bas blind ho gayi thi comfort ke chakkar me.
Multitasking aur “maid flexible honi chahiye” ke naam pe human limit bhool gayi.
Toh galti poori tarah kisi ek ki thi? Shayad nahi.
Ek taraf pressure, dusri taraf silence – dono milke blast bana dete hain.
Aur reader decide kare – Chotu Devi ki thakaan zyada valid thi ya Nisha ka expectation?
❓ Real Life FAQs – Aapke Sawalon Ka Jawab
Real life me Chotu Devi jaisi kahaniyaan har colony ke lift, lobby aur laundry line me hoti hain. Yeh lo, kuch real gossip-inspired “FAQ style” sawaal – mohalle flavour me:
1. “Jab A-Block ke Mishra ji ki maid ne baccha sambhalte sambhalte ironing table gira di thi, tab bhi unhone bola tha ‘naukri se nikalo’? Kyun?”
🌀 Kyunki Mishra ji ko ironing table se zyada TV remote ki padhti hai – aur remote milta tha maid se.
2. “Ek baar Seema aunty ki maid ne lunch serve nahi kiya, kyunki woh toddler ko toilet le gayi thi. Isse kaunsi ‘major mistake’ maana gaya?”
💬 Society me toddler ki potty se jyada aunty ki bhookh ko urgent maana jaata hai.
3. “CCTV me agar maid lift me baithi dikhe, toh kya uska break samjha jaaye ya drama?”
📷 Agar break samjha toh humanity. Drama samjha toh gulabo tai’s version.
4. “A-Block ke guard Shyamlal ne bola maid ko kitchen me chhod do, bacha park me sambhal lunga – kya yeh protocol safe tha?”
🚨 Protocol safe nahi tha… lekin bhindi safe reh gayi.
5. “Jab ek maid ne bola ‘main babysitter nahi hoon’, toh kya colony me uska naam blacklist ho gaya?”
📝 Nahi… par aunty log ke WhatsApp group me uska naam ‘Attitude Rani’ ban gaya.
6. “Salary badhane se burnout ka solution milta hai kya?”
💸 Aloo ke daam kam ho jaaye, toh ho sakta hai. Warna nahi.
7. “Aapki maid ne kabhi bola ‘main kal se nahi aaungi’ aur aayi hi nahi? Kaun zyada hurt hua – baccha ya aap?”
👶 Baccha ne sirf Diaper change miss kiya. Aapne toh emotional damage bhi liya, aur lunch banana bhi pada.